dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I just blew my weed a kiss
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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