There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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