so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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