did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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