i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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