not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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