You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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