Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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