What did we do last night that was yellow?
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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