Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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