I bet he comes in French.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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