): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
