I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
So apparently I’m into choking now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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