i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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