We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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