Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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