to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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