just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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