i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
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