He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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