Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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