Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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