hotel room ftw
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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