On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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