So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Randomize
