So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
His nipple licking is glorious
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