Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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