So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
as a side note pls kill me
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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