Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
The beer is more important than you right now.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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