The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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