Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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