she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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