Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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