Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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