3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she pinky promised me she was 18
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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