i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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