we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
is wine microwaveable?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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