He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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