Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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