he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
My vagina just clenched in fear
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He has the fingertips of a God
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
