You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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