My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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