what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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