People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
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