i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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