real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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