a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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