I must be too annoying 4 u.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
