If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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