was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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