never play flip cup with pint glasses
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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