dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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