Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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