so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I came so hard my ears popped.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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