i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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