i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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