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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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